Mortier à Bière®
— rocket bottle opener 🚀
The beer mortar is an original reinforced-ABS bottle opener that launches the cap 3 metres in a loud PCHHHIT. Pure mechanics: internal spring, no battery, no app. 17 cm, 120 g, 2-year warranty.
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- ✓ Free shipping in mainland France
- ✓ Ships within 48h (business days) · worldwide available
Mortier à Bière specifications
- Material
- Reinforced ABS plastic
- Height
- 17 cm
- Weight
- 120 g
- Mechanism
- Internal steel spring
- Compatibility
- Standard metal caps
- Warranty
- 2 years (legal conformity)
- Origin
- Designed and shipped from France
- Included
- 1 mortar + user guide
How to use a beer mortar in 3 steps
No superhuman strength required. The spring does 90% of the work.
- 01.
Set the bottle on the floor or a stable table
Pick a standard capped beer. Firm surface, clear space above (no ceiling light, no chandelier, no mate's head).
- 02.
Place the mortar on the cap, aim at the sky
The mortar must sit flat on the metal cap, sleeve pointing up. Avoid angles, they hurt the range.
- 03.
Strike the piston sharp, enjoy the PCHHHIT
A firm palm strike. The cap takes off ~3 m, the beer stays at shoulder height, you soak up the compliments. The mortar doesn't wear out — you can run through 40 beers with zero maintenance.
Safety: never aim at a person, an animal or a screen. The launched cap can injure at close range. Keep out of reach of children.
Why choose the original Mortier à Bière?
The original beer mortar is designed and shipped from France, with local stock and human support. It's all we do — one product, done right.
Stock in France, shipped within 48h
No container stuck at sea, no surprise customs. You order, we ship within 48h (business days) with a tracking number.
Pure mechanics, lasts 30 years
No battery to change, no app to update, no Bluetooth dropping out. A spring, a piston, an ABS sleeve — that's it.
Human support
Email contact@mortierbiere.fr and you reach Max or one of his mates. No chatbot, no ticket closed without an answer. Reply within 24h (business days).
14 days to change your mind
14-day legal right of withdrawal. Change your mind, send it back, we refund you.
What do customers say about the Mortier à Bière?
Average rating 4.8 / 5 · 389 verified reviews
« Livraison en moins d'une semaine. Emballage soigné. Produit exactement comme sur les photos, en mieux même. Et surtout : ça fonctionne à la perfection depuis le premier essai. Que du bon. »
« La vidéo que j'ai postée en story a eu dix fois plus de vues que d'habitude. Les gens adorent. Et moi aussi. »
« La vraie surprise, c'est la durabilité. Je m'attendais à un gadget qui s'userait vite. Rien de tel. Le mécanisme est aussi parfait qu'au premier jour. »
« J'ai failli ne pas commander parce que je trouvais ça un peu cher pour un ouvre-bouteille. Quelle erreur ça aurait été. La qualité justifie largement le prix. »
« Je ne m'attendais pas à ce que ça devienne mon objet préféré dans la maison, mais voilà. Chaque ouverture de bière est un petit moment de joie. La capsule vole à chaque fois, et mes enfants s'amusent à deviner où elle va atterrir. »
« J'ai reçu des messages de remerciement chaleureux de la personne à qui je l'avais offert. Pour un cadeau, c'est le meilleur retour possible. Très satisfaite. »
« J'ai fait tomber le mien par accident depuis une table assez haute. Aucun dommage. Vraiment costaud pour sa taille. »
« Les avis en ligne m'avaient convaincu de commander. Maintenant que je l'ai, je comprends pourquoi ils sont si unanimement positifs. Mérité à 100%. »
Frequently asked questions about the beer mortar
What is a beer mortar?+
A beer mortar is an original bottle opener shaped like a small mortar that, via a spring mechanism, launches the metal cap about 3 metres in a loud PCHHHIT. It's a mechanical drinks gadget: no battery, no electronics.
How do you open a beer without a regular opener?+
With a Mortier à Bière, you set the bottle aside, place the mortar on the cap, aim at the sky and press sharp. The cap takes off, the bottle stays intact. It's cleaner than a lighter, funnier than a regular opener.
What's an original gift for a beer-loving man?+
The Mortier à Bière is built for it: guaranteed PCHHHIT effect, €34.99 shipping included (was €59.99), delivered within 48h in a presentable box. Ideal for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, secret santa and stag dos.
Does it really work with every cap?+
Every standard metal beer bottle cap. If you've got a beer with a wooden cap hand-carved by a Tibetan monk, we'll refund you.
Is it dangerous?+
No, but still, don't aim at your cat, the TV, or your mother-in-law. The cap takes off — don't point it at people's faces.
How long is delivery?+
Ships within 48h (business days) from France. Free shipping in mainland France, worldwide shipping available (cost depends on destination). You get an email with your tracking number as soon as it ships.
What if I want to return it?+
14-day right of withdrawal, as the law provides. Write to us, we send you the return details. If the item hasn't been used as a hammer, we refund you (minus the €6 return fee).
Is there a warranty?+
2 years, legal conformity warranty. If the mortar gives out before then, we replace it. It's simple mechanics — it doesn't fail.
Ready to uncap like a savage?
€34.99 shipping included (was €59.99). Shipped from France within 48h, worldwide available. 2-year warranty.
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